Fat!

I was right! I am getting fat for real. I visited my grandmother yesterday and tried her scales.... I have gained 4 kilos since last summer! Faaaaaat!

My shrink actually told me last week that I should weigh myself regularly to proove to myself that I´m not gaining weight. Riiiight. I AM gaining weight! Fast!

Shrinky also told me that fat weighs almost nothing compared to muscles and stuff. The problem there is that since I started gaining weight I have trained less than in years, so I must have less muscles now than 8 months ago.... Which means that I must have gained more than 4 kilos of pure fat. Faaaaaaat!

And what am I doing to comfort myself...? Eating candy! Piggy! Oink oink!